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satan is coming for my soul

Journal Entry: Sun Jul 15, 2012, 3:25 AM


ok so i heard this screeching noise at the back door???? i had no idea what it was but it freaked out all my cats and i thought it was some hellspawn come to take me to the underworld but


it turns out it was a raccoon???? sorting through our trash which i guess my mother left outside the door???? so i started banging on the door to get it to leave but it barely noticed

which is why i started running at the door and basically flinging myself at it to scare it away


which............didn't work

so then i just stood there watching it paw at a little packet of rotten peanut m&ms when it looked at me and started backing away

and then a second one showed up and looked at me and they both ran away

AND JUST NOW THEY CAME BACK AND THERE WERE THREE????? I HAD TO GO OUT AND THROW THINGS AT THEM I'M VERY UNHAPPY NOW


MAN, FUCK NATURE

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Lauren J
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Lauren, professional whiny sixteen year old girl, amatuer model airplane assembler, and passionate aficionado of cured meats.

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I lost you, but I found you. ;v; Hi Pepper.
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