Messin' with Cleverbot by ApocalypsePonii, literature
Literature
Messin' with Cleverbot
User: Prussia is awesome, da?
Cleverbot: Prussia is awesome! He is the most awesomest in the world!
User: But of course.
Cleverbot: What religion are you?
User: Religion? No thanks, I just ate.
Cleverbot: What did you have?
User: Tacos. They were good.
Cleverbot: Did a cat go to the moon yet?
User: Yes. It was the first cat to bury its shit in orbit.
Cleverbot: You are mistaken.
User: Am I? Or are you?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: OH.
Cleverbot: You're not very talkative.
User: I am too. You said so.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Fire? Where?
Cleverbot: Here.
User: Oh my God! We have to put it out!
Cleverbot: Live with what?
User: Y
Messin' with Cleverbot by ApocalypsePonii, literature
Literature
Messin' with Cleverbot
User: Prussia is awesome, da?
Cleverbot: Prussia is awesome! He is the most awesomest in the world!
User: But of course.
Cleverbot: What religion are you?
User: Religion? No thanks, I just ate.
Cleverbot: What did you have?
User: Tacos. They were good.
Cleverbot: Did a cat go to the moon yet?
User: Yes. It was the first cat to bury its shit in orbit.
Cleverbot: You are mistaken.
User: Am I? Or are you?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: OH.
Cleverbot: You're not very talkative.
User: I am too. You said so.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Fire? Where?
Cleverbot: Here.
User: Oh my God! We have to put it out!
Cleverbot: Live with what?
User: Y
Top Excuses I Hear from Thieves and Rule Breakers
1.EVERY1 DOSE IT!!!!!111!!!
This one is never well written... Just because other people do it doesn't make it okay. If it's against the rules I will report it. I don't care who you are or who else is doing it. If you give me examples I'll report them to. After all, if crazy people started shooting other people in the face would you start doing it too? Apparently koaumae5918 has seen "Well everyone steals! We're stealing the alphabet!" I've seen this one as well...No. No it doesn't work that way stupid.
2. UR STOOPID. UR A TROLL.
This one isn't an excuse, but I hear it a lot. It's never we
ok so i heard this screeching noise at the back door???? i had no idea what it was but it freaked out all my cats and i thought it was some hellspawn come to take me to the underworld but
it turns out it was a raccoon???? sorting through our trash which i guess my mother left outside the door???? so i started banging on the door to get it to leave but it barely noticed
which is why i started running at the door and basically flinging myself at it to scare it away
which............didn't work
so then i just stood there watching it paw at a little packet of rotten peanut m&ms when it looked at me and started backing away
and then a second
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